Parody of Moana where Dipper a teenage meets the powerful demigod Bill. Bill is wearing a grass skirt and Dipper is wearing a grass dress.
"Are you Bill Cipher?" Dipper asked getting up "I am Dipper Pines of Gravity falls and I am here to say....darn it! I just had it!" She yelled stomping her foot then got tipped over By Bill making her blush "Uhh?"
"Yes, so I believe you are trying to say. Is thank you." Bill said smirking.
"Thank you?" Dipper asked confused.
"You're welcome." Bill said putting her back up.
"But, no, no, no. I .. I didn't ... I wasn't ... Why were? I ever seen you and you..."
~Okay, okay
I see what's happening yeah
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel, It's adorable!
Well it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes it's really me, It's Cipher! Breathe it in
I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demigod
What can I say except "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy!
Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
When you were waddling ye high? This guy!
When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below? You're looking at him, yo!
Oh, also I lasso'd the sun, you're welcome
To stretch your days and bring you fun
Also, I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome, to fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome?
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome
I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome, you're welcome
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Cipher just messing around
I killed an eel, I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts
What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Cipher when he's on the breakaway
And the tapestry here in my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been I make everything happen
Look at that mean mini Cipher just tippity tappin'
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Hey!
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome!
'Cause Cipher can do anything but float 'On water that is!'
You're welcome, you're welcome
And thank you!
"Hey what the? Wait!" Dipper yelled from in the cave that Bill trapped her in.
YOU ARE READING
Bill + Dipper = 💜💜💜
Random(New title) This for all authors who need inspiration I give one shots! Ask me if you want to do a part okay? I ONLY OWN MY STORY. PS Dipper is female. Started on august 19th ended on December 16th June 1st added a part 2 of Cervitaurs because it wa...
