Bill + Dipper = 💜💜💜

Sitcom style

Bill's friend gets on Dippers nerves. Dipper is 21 while Bill is a super old demon.

Cipher-Pines residence

The house may look normal but surrounding it an acid dimension filed with chaos. Inside the home lies Bill and Dipper in the kitchen having a major discussion.

"Bill we are not serving 'time punch' at our wedding." Dipper said arms crossed.

"Well it is a special time to get punched!" Bill joked while smiling.

Audience laughs

"What was that?" Dipper asked looking around the room.

"My new phone app it makes a fake audience sound every time we tell a joke." Bill said chuckling lightly showing his phone to his fiancée.

"Bill that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I grew up with Mabel!" Dipper said shaking her head.

Audience laughs

"Honey I'm home!" Dean yelled coming through the door dramatically and walks toward the couple.

Audience applauds

"Dean we humans have a thing called a doorbell! Why don't you use?" Dipper asked cheekily.

"Why would i? I practically live here Dipping sauce!" Dean said shaking Dipper's shoulder who is clearly annoyed.

Audience laughs

"Yep me and old spike hear go way back." Bill said side hugging his friend.

"Anyway!" Dipper strained the word "Me and Bill were discussing our wedding plans and so far we only have the date." Dipper said frustrated.

"May 5th!" December 31st!" Bill and Dipper both said then looked at each other surprised.

Audience laughs

"Well while you two lovebirds figure out your whole wedding fiasco I'll be in the basement practicing my speech as the best man." Dean said then went downstairs.

"Wait why did he just say best man?" Dipper asked then slowly turned to Bill who was whistling innocently "Bill!" She screamed.

Audience laughs

"What!" Bill asked throwing his hands up "He's my best friend what am I suppose to say? Oh my fiancée hates your guts so you can't be best man?" He asked incredulously.

"Yes!" Dipper now said incredulously at her fiancé silently screamed in anger.

Audience laughs

"Hello~" Mabel sang opening the door and sprinkled in some confetti while in a rainbow dress.

Audience applauds

"Well we can both agree we both know strange people." Bill said getting a shrug and a nod from Dipper.

"Dipper good news one of my fashion clients kicked the bucket!" Mabel said causally while the others have shocked looks.

Audience awws sadly

"And how exactly is that good news exactly?" Dipper asked not understanding.

"It means I can take up your offer to take a pity date with Dean so you and Bill can be alone!" Mabel said smirking.

"Wow that is good news we can be alone!" Dipper says hugging Bill.

"To do...." Bill asked getting incredulous looks from Dipper and Mabel so they motioned to the wedding stuff so he catches on and quickly says "Oh right the wedding stuff I knew that!" He said but clearly didn't.

Dipper and Mabel share a look and walk out the room while Bill stands there awkwardly.

Audience laughs

"Oh shut up." Bill said thing off the app then walks away from his phone.