South park oneshots

Stylenny - Bon appetite!

Kyle woke up with a jolt, shaking and a cold sweat covering his face. Tears fell out of his eyes as the emotions from the nightmare he just had overwhelmed him. He had dreamt that he had lost Stan and Kenny, and although he knew it was only a dream, he needed to be sure they were okay. He ran into Kennys room, pulling him out of bed suddenly, making him yelp. " Kyle? " He said sleepily, rubbing his eyes as he was dragged down the hallway. Kyle remained silent, and opened Stans door. He flopped into Stans king size bed, dragging a reluctant Kenny with him. Stan groaned as the sudden movement woke him up. Kyle felt a lot better sandwiched between the two, and snuggled into Stan, who was too tired to suppress the urge to hug him back. Kyle tightly shut his eyes, burying his face into Stan and smiling. Meanwhile, Kenny was laying propped up on his elbow, staring lovingly at the pair hugging. He was more awake than either of his friends, and rolled his eyes chuckling before lightly stroking Kyles cheek, making him open his eyes. " Hey Kyle, as much as I love being in bed with two hot half naked dudes, why are we all here? " He smirked. " Oh.. That.. " Kyle said quietly. " I uh.. I had a dream that I.. Lost you guys and I.. Just need to be with you right now. " Kyle shyly said, lightly blushing before turning around to look into Kennys eyes. He looked concerned for the ginger as he stroked his hair gently. " Hey dude, we're not going anywhere. Dont worry. " Kenny said reassuringly, making Kyle grin and happily hug him. " Me neither" Stan grumbled sleepily, spooning Kyles back and smiling goofily. Kyles eyes widened and he sat up quickly, making Stan wake up properly, and the pair look at him in confusion. " I uh.. I think I need to tell you guys something.. " Kyle began, looking nervously at the pair. " I think.. No.. I know.. Im in love with you.. Both. " Kyle said embarrassed. " I know its weird but I can't help it... I love you both equally and its eating me up inside hiding it from you. " He whispered, lowering his head in shame. To his surprise, Stan and Kenny shared a look, and giggled lightly. " Kyle.. Me and Stan talk about how hot we think you are ALL the fucking time.. And I assume from the things Stan has said, that we both love you too. And I kinda uh... I like you as well Stan. Like.. A lot. " Kenny blushed. Stan stared at the pair with his mouth wide open. " I think I fell asleep at some point because this can't be real" Stan said, pinching himself and yelping in unexpected pain. " Does that mean.. " Kyle began. " Yea of course I love you guys too" Stan said happily, jumping on top of them and squeezing them tightly. " Niceeee" Kenny smirked, VERY happy that the thing he daydreamed about everyday had finally come true. The three finally pulled away from the hug, tears of happiness in all of their eyes. They had each been so sure of rejection, but instead got two new boyfriends. " You guys are the best" Kyle said, smiling and looking into their eyes in turn. " Not to ruin the mood but it IS 3 in the morning and ya boy is sleepy as fuck" Kenny yawned. " Oh shit yea, sorry for waking you guys up by the way" Kyle said, rubbing his neck nervously. " I think I speak for everyone when I say dont worry about it" Stan laughed, staring lovingly at Kyle and idly playing with a loose ginger curl. " But since its time to go to sleep... " Kenny said smirking at the boys. " You want a goodnight kiss? " He finished, making both Stan and Kyle look at him with crimson faces. " Stan nodded furiously, without hesitation. Kenny chuckled at his eagerness, placing a hand on his sharp jawline and pulling him closer. Kyle watched the two kiss in front of him, his eyes wide and his mouth open. Kenny finally pulled away from Stan, who smiled goofily. The blonde then noticed Kyle's drool, making him grin. " You want one too? " Kenny smirked. Kyle shrugged, teasing the boy. Kenny rolled his eyes, gently kissing his soft lips. Kyle smiled happily, and kissed Stan afterwards, before laying back down between the two. Stan sleepily smiled, spooning both Kyle and Kenny with his long arms. Kyle sighed happily as he buried his face into Kennys chest, inhaling the scent of leather and pop tarts that was just so.. Kenny. The three fell asleep in each others arms, content with life.

Stan groaned as he felt warmth being ripped away from his grasp. " Mhhmm" He heard Kenny whine as Kyle sat up. The memories of last night flooded back to him and he couldnt help but smile widely. " Kyleeee babyyyy" Kenny moaned sadly when Kyle left the bed. " Sorry Ken, go back to sleep" He said quietly, looking at the seemingly sleeping Stan. " Nooo.. I want hugsss" Kenny said, stretching his arms out to the Jew. " Pleaseeee" He begged. " I have stuff to do dude" Kyle chuckled. " Come back to bed dude" Stan said suddenly, making the other two jump. Suddenly Kenny got an idea, wrapping his arms around Stans waist tightly. Stan hummed appreciatively. Kenny stared teasingly at Kyle, littering kisses all over the half asleep Stan's face. Stan giggled at this, which Kenny could see made Kyle feel just as in love with Stan as it did to him. Stan opened his eyes slowly, kissing Kenny sloppily. Kyle took this as an oppurtunity to sneak out of the room, walking into the kitchen to make his favorite boys some breakfast. The noises of pans being taken out of the cupboard alerted the pair that Kyle was no longer watching. " Goddamn it" Kenny said, out of breath from the kiss and lightly chuckling. " KYLE ITS SO COZY IN HERE YOU SHOULD JOIN US" Stan started, winking at Kenny. Kenny smirked, understanding Stans plan to get Kyle to come back to bed. " YEA KYLE ITS SOOOO WARM" Kenny drawled, making a small laugh echo from the kitchen. Kyle giggled at the two as he started to make them breakfast. He had lived in the same house as them long enough to know exactly what they liked. Stan and Kenny gave up trying to get the boy to join them, instead settling on snuggling into eachother. " Mmmm, your hair smells like pineapple" Kenny grinned. " And you smell like poptarts dude" Stan counteracted, smirking up at the blonde. " Poptarts are awesome" Kenny laughed, hugging his boyfriend tighter. " Kyle smells like cinnamon" Stan idly said, earning a hum of agreement from Kenny. " Speaking of smells... " Kenny began, as he noticed the smell of pancakes filling the room. Kenny sat up slowly, getting out of bed and holding a hand out to Stan. " Shall we? " He said in a terrible accent, which Stan hated to admit sounded pretty damn sexy. " Lets go get ourr boyfriend" The black haired boy chuckled, accepting Kennys help up and putting on his slippers. They both lazily plodded into the kitchen, hands still intertwined, to meet a shirtless ginger, dancing with airpods in and cooking them pancakes. They stood in the doorway smiling, watching as Kyles hips swayed in time with the music that they couldnt hear. Kyle flipped a pancake expertly, and Kenny looked at Stan with a smirk. Stan looked at him suspicously, as he walked up behind Kyle and wrapped his arms around his waist, picking him up and spinning him around. Kyle yelped in shock, gripping onto the pan tightly, and Stan grinned at the the pair. He joined Kenny behind Kyle, kissing the ginger over his shoulder, who paused his music as he continued to make breakfast. " Morning guys" Kyle said happily as Kenny kissed his cheek. " Can we help? " Stan said, guilty that Kyle was doing all the work. " Im nearly done, but you guys could get out the toppings you want? " He said cheerfully, motioning to the large stack of fluffy golden pancakes that he had freshly made for them. Kenny licked his lips hungrily as Stan opened the cupboard, pulling out maple syrup, blueberries, nuts, lemon juice, sugar, nutella and honey. He placed them neatly onto the table that Kenny was already sitting at in anticipation, knuckles white from how hard he was gripping his cutlery. " Banana" Kenny excitedly demanded, laughing as Stan rolled his eyes and threw a banana at him. " ew gross Kenny" Kyle grimaced, sticking his tongue out at him in disgust, chuckling and bringing the loaded plate to the table. Stan grabbed three smaller plates from the shelf, kissing Kyles cheek on the way to his seat. " Thanks for this babe" He grinned, Kyle blushing at the pet name. " No.. No problem" He replied flustered , as he sat down and placed a pancake onto his own plate. " Bon appetite! " He said as he grabbed the lemon juice, dowsing his pancake in the liquid and sprinkling sugar onto it afterwards. Stan grinned as he piled syrup and berries onto his, quickly biting into the fluffy disc of cake and moaning happily when the syrup coated his tongue. " We got any orange juice? " Kenny asked, walking over to the fridge and pouring himself and Stan a glass. He poured Kyle a glass of apple juice, making the Jew smile at the fact that he remembered something as simple as his preferred juice. He brought the glasses over, and soon after spread a generous amount of nutella over his breakfast. He licked his lips at the banana, but when he noticed the nervous look on Kyles face he decided that he could handle no banana for one day. The ginger looked at him thankfully, laughing as Kenny greedily stuffed the pancake into his mouth, quickly devouring it. " Ken you uh.. You got something there" Kyle giggled, reaching over and wiping nuttella from the sides of Kennys lips. He licked his fingers after, making Kenny blush lightly. The pair noticed that Stan was being strangely quiet, looking over at him in confusion. They both burst out into laughter when they saw Stan jamming two pancakes into his mouth at once, grinning at them adorably widely. He noticed the two smirking and muffled something through his full mouth " Kyle mfphm Best.. Pancakes mfphmm ever! " " Glad you like them dude" Kyle chuckled, ruffling Stans hair and kissing his cheek softly. Kenny felt like his heart would explode as he gazed at the boys in adoration, his heart as full as his mouth. " I love you guys" He mumbled happily. " We love you too dude" Kyle smiled, kissing Kennys freckled hand and smiling at him .