South park oneshots

Creek - Fuck it

Request by falloutyaoi

" Come on Craigyyyy" Tweek drawled,  his breath heating up Craigs cheek and making him blush a dark red. " Fuck- Fuck off twitchy" Craig stuttered as Tweek played with the tassles on his hat. " Pleaseeee,  I'll watch red racer with you tonight.. " Tweek said in a low voice that made Craigs legs feel weak. " F.. Fine whatever asshole" Craig grumbled as Tweek let go of his hat and grabbed his face instead.  " Thank you babyyy" Tweek said happily,  kissing his pouting boyfriends nose. " Hey!  What if someone sees! " Craig hissed,  looking around. " Relax,  no one comes behind the school at break,  its just you and me~" Tweek smiled,  kissing Craig again. " Sup fuckers" Kenny said,  jumping down from a window and landing on a bin,  saluting them as he sat on it. Craig pushed Tweek away quickly,  looking at the ground as he tried to hide his blush.  " Why are you here McWhoreDick? " Craig snapped,  making Kenny smirk.  " Had detention,  didn't want it" Kenny shrugged. " So you two coming to the party tonight? " Kenny asked enthusiastically, swinging his legs. " Of course we are" Tweek grinned,  looking over to Craig. " Woah,  how'd you convince him Tweekers?  You offer to buy him another guinea pig or something? " Kenny asked,  surprised that the famously antisocial  Craig was finally agreeing to come to a party. " Nope,  Im just hard to resist" Tweek smirked as Craig scowled,  knowing that he was right. " MCCORMICK GET BACK HERE! " Mr Garrison yelled from inside,  and Kenny lept up from the bin with a grin on his face. " That's my cue!  Catcha later,  oh and guys,  next time you're gonna suck faces I'd reccomend over there,  its more hidden" Kenny winked mishcheviously before running off.  " YOU SAW THAT?! " Craig yelled after him as the pair turned red. "Orange asshole better not tell anyone" He groaned.

Later that night,  Craig frowned under Tweeks arm as they walked into the party. " Craig I know that I was being all like,  flirty about it earlier,  but I really do appreciate you coming.  I know how much you hate parties and it means a lot that you would come to one for me. " Tweek smiled genuinely as they stopped in front of Tokens gate. " Yea well..  I love you or whatever I guess " Craig grumbled, picking at the chipped black nail polish on his fingernails. " Craig.. " Tweek smiled warmly,  stroking Craigs cheek lightly as he made him look at his face. " I love you too honey" Tweek said happily,  kissing Craig,  who melted under his lips,  before he quickly pulled away. " Shit Tweek,  someone's gonna see,  we're not exactly hidden here" Craig blushed,  looking away. " Sorry,  you're just too irresistible" Tweek smirked,  fixing one of Craigs lip peircings for him. " Why does this have to be a secret anyways?  I know you don't want people judging us but..  I wanna show off whats mine.. " Tweek sighed sadly as he stroked Craigs cheek. " I just..  Im scare-" Craig began,  before Clyde swung his arms over the two.  " YO LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! " Clyde cheered excitedly as he pulled the two towards the house with him. "  Didn't think I'd see you here Craig my dude,  but then again you two seem like a package deal recently" Clyde grinned as they reached the door. Craig opened his mouth to retort,  but couldn't think of an insult so instead just flipped Clyde off.  " Classic Tucker" Token grinned,  seeing Craigs finger as the door swung open. " Congrats on getting him to come Tweek" Token smiled,  fist bumping Tweek as everyone walked inside. Craig frowned at Tweek,  who mouthed " sorry" over the music as he shrugged. " Now that the hottest boy in South Park is here how about you ladies play spin the bottleeee! " Clyde smirked,  dancing away to convince people to actually play. Craig instinctively gripped Tweeks hand as they walked,  lacing their fingers together comfortably as he messed with his peircings. " You okay baby? " Tweek smiled,  checking up on Craig who nodded back at him in response. A black haired girl ran past them crying,  Craig tilting his head in confusion when he realised that it was Wendy. " Damn we've only just got here and someone's already crying? " Tweek asked as Craig tried to see what she ran from. In front of them were a bunch of their friends,  looking slightly buzzed as the smell of alcohol filled the air. " Hey Craig,  Tweek,  you wanna join?  We're having a drinking competition and the reigning champion is kinda uh..  Preoccupied right now" Kevin Stoley asked as he pointed to Stan,  who had Kyle pushed up against the wall and was making out with him intensely. " Ahh..  That explains Wendy" Tweek chuckled nervously as he looked towards the door that she had run out of a second ago. " Yea..  Speaking of,  have you seen Nicole anywhere?  She lost the bet that those two would end up together so she owes me money" He asked,  looking back towards Stan and Kyle as Craig and Tweek shook their heads. " YO!  CREEK!  GET YOUR ASSES HERE WE'RE PLAYING SPIN THE BOTTLE" Clyde yelled,  the nickname for the pair making Craig blush. " You wanna? " Tweek asked Craig,  wrapping an arm around his waist. Craig bit his lip,  thinking for a second before sighing.  " Fuck it,  I'm already here might as well" He agreed as they joined the circle with Clyde. " Ok,  I'll go first" Clyde grinned excitedly,  spinning the bottle eagerly and crossing his fingers.  " Please be a hot girl please be a hot girl please be a-" The bottle stopped on Kenny and Clyde groaned angrily.  " Come here babyyyy" Kenny chuckled,  taking a sip of his alcohol as Clyde reluctantly crawled over. " I hate this game" He groaned,  smashing his lips on Kennys as everyone cheered and he went to sit back down,  pouting. " My turnnn" Kenny smirked,  spinning the bottle and raising an eyebrow when it landed on Bebe.  Clyde groaned angrily,  crossing his arms as he watched them make out. " This game is rigged" He grumbled as Bebe spun the bottle. It landed on Craig,  who turned beetroot red as he realised what this meant. He could feel Tweeks jealousy as he watched Bebe get closer,  and Tweek glared daggers into the girl when she started kissing his boyfriend. " Woah Tweek its just a game man" Token laughed when he noticed the anger on Tweeks face. Bebe pulled away and went to sit down,  leaving Craig flustered and uncomfortable as he grimaced. " Its your go Craig you lucky fucker" Clyde grumbled. " Oh uh..  Right" Craig nodded,  spinning the bottle. Tweek watched it spin,  frowning when it slowed down facing the opposite direction to him. " Fuck this" Tweek huffed,  grabbing the glass as he turned it to face him,  grabbing Craigs face and pulling him into a kiss. " Craigs eyes widened as he heard a few gasps from the circle. " Tweek mpfph-" Craig protested as he tried to pull away. Why was he so afraid of what people would think anyways?  He loved Tweek and maybe it was the party but in this moment he decided he didn't care if the whole world knew. He put his hands on Tweeks face,  feeling Tweek smile happily as he closed his eyes and kissed back. " Guys? " Clyde asked,  waving a hand in front of them as they finally pulled away from eachother. " Thats not how the game works" Clyde frowned.  " You're not surprised? " Craig asked,  confused as he looked back at Clyde who had a blank expression on his face. " Uh no..?  You two are dating right? " Clyde stated obviously.  Suddenly Kenny burst into laughter. " THEY..  THEY THOUGHT WE DIDN'T KNOW" He giggled as Tweek and Craig blushed bright red. " OH MY GOD REALLY? " Clyde laughed. " Shut up assholes" Craig scowled as he buried his face in Tweeks chest. " I mean if it wasn't obvious when Tweek would only not spaz out when you were with him,  then it was definitely obvious when you started holding hands and hugging,  not to mention sneaking off for secret kissing sessions" Token smirked,  rolling his eyes at the pair.  " OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG! " Clyde yelled as the song changed,  suddenly jumping up as the music distracted him. " TOKEN COME DANCE WITH ME" Clyde yelled,  wiggling his hips to the song.  " You wanna join them? " Tweek asked as Craig looked up at him from his shirt.  " Fuck it" Craig shrugged,  smiling as they stood up,  happy that they didn't have to keep secrets anymore.