South park oneshots

Tyde - What i want

Request by @that_1_girlUwU. Sorry, I don't really like how this one turned out but like, here you guys go. Hope its readable 😂😅

Clyde leapt onto the bed,  using the comb he had just picked up as a microphone as the two laughed. " Yo,  Ill tell you what I want,  what I really really want" He sung over the music,  then held the comb towards Token.  " So tell me what you want,  what you really really want" Token continued the song,  grinning up at his best friend and leaning towards him.  " I wanna,  I wanna, I wanna,  I wanna, " The pair chimed together,  dancing like no one was watching,  huge smiles plastered on their faces.
" I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah" Token sung. " IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER,  YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS,  MAKE IT LAST FOREVER,  FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENNNDDSSS" The boys yelled to the music, Clyde twerking horribly and making his friend laugh. Token suddenly froze,  his smile dropping as a huge blush spread over his face.  " What? " Clyde panted,  trying to catch his breath as the music continued playing. Token couldn't make words come out of his mouth,  so, in horror he pointed towards the doorway,  where Craig was standing holding his phone,  recording the two.  The three stared at eachother for a moment, until Craig grinned,  putting his phone in his pocket. " Your mum let me in" He said to Token.  Token was standing wide eyed,  a pink feather boa around his neck, wearing matching tutu skirts with Clyde, who also wore a tiara,  holding the comb still.  The music played in the background as the pair stared back at Craig,  only making it harder for him to hold back laughter. " Who knew that Token was secretly just as Clyde-y as Clyde? " Craig laughed.  " Craig we can make a deal.. " Token said cautiously as he walked towards their friend and the phone. Craig made eye contact with him,  a mischievous glint in his eyes,  before the two suddenly bolted,  racing out of the room.  Clyde walked towards the doorway,  laughing hysterically at the boys running around as Token tried desperately to delete the recording.  " PLEASE CRAIG THINK ABOUT MY REPUTATION! " Token begged as he stumbled behind him. " OH I AM" Craig laughed,  his long legs making outrunning Token possible. " CLYDE HELP! " Token pleaded as he ran faster. " Nah,  everyone already knows I do dumb shit like this" Clyde shrugged,  smirking when Token threw him a blank expression. Clyde chuckled,  sighing as he extended a foot.  " But since my Toke Toke is so worried about it" Clyde grinned as Craig tripped over his foot,  sending the phone flying. Token snatched the phone,  a sigh of relief escaping his lips before the panic returned.  " CRAP CLYDE THE PASSWORD! " Token yelped as Craig tried to snatch it back.  " I HAVE MY FINGERPRINT IN HIS PHONE THROW IT! " Clyde yelled,  Token hesitating.  " You can't catch for shit" Token said,  making Clyde pout.  " Fine" Token chuckled,  throwing the phone,  Craig wincing in fear when Clyde almost let it fall.  " CLYDE DONT DO IT! " Craig laughed as Token held him back. Suddenly,  a mischievous look flashed in Clydes eyes and Token gulped.  Maybe he shouldn't have trusted the guy with no sense of embarrassment. Clyde tapped something on craigs screen, his own phone vibrating in his pocket before Craig managed to wriggle free of Token and snatched his phone back. " Damn it!" He pouted, seeing that the video was no longer in his camera roll. Clyde however, looked incredibly pleased with himself, opening something on his own phone. " ...Clyde... Why are you smiling like that....?" Token gulped, feeling a pit of dread forming in his stomach. Clyde smirked, closing the video that he had sent himself ,putting his phone away and shrugging innocently. " No reason." Token eyed him suspiciously, before he noticed Craig snickering at him. He followed his friends eyes, only now realising that he had forgotten to take the neon pink skirt and feather boa off of himself. He turned red, quickly shimmying out of the skirt and almost faceplanting directly onto the floor when his foot got caught in it. " You're never gonna let me live this down are you" Token groaned, looking up at the amused smirk plastered across Craigs face. " Aww, don't be sad Tokey, you looked pretty in the skirt. Craigs just jealous" Clyde pouted, shuffling over and hugging Token tightly. Token rolled his eyes, eventually giving up and patting his friends arms, which was all that he could do considering that Clyde was hugging him so that his arms were stuck to his sides and unable to hug back. " So, anything else that I dont know about you?" Craig grinned, flopping onto Clydes bed as Clyde let go of Token. " Well actually, m-mpfhph!" Clyde began confidently, muffled when Token blushed, clapping a hand over his mouth to silence him. " NO! NOTHING ELSE" Token laughed nervously, Craig raising an eyebrow suspiciously. " Oh really? Then let go of Clydes mouth" Craig smirked, knowing that their idiot of a friend didnt know how to keep his mouth shut. Token reluctantly removed his hand, both boys looking towards Clyde, who was rubbing the back of his neck nervously. " What were you going to say Clyde?" Craig asked, Clyde looking towards Token for help. Token was frantically shaking his head in a desperate attempt to stop him from saying anything. " I retain the right to remain silent" Clyde said, sitting down on the floor and pouting, crossing his arms as he looked away from Token. Craig looked at Clyde, shock on his face. " He's been watching a new crime show" Token explained, making Craig say a little " Oh" as his face returned to normal. The room fell silent as Clyde sniffled. " Clyde?" Token asked, walking around to be in front of his friend and sighing when Clyde turned away, refusing to look at him. " Clyde come on. Dont be like that." Token frowned, putting a gentle hand on his friends shoulder, who harshly jerked away from it to emphasise that he was upset. " Clydeee" Token whined, kneeling down in front of Clyde who just pouted, turning his head to look away still. " Look, I just.. I dont think we should tell him yet." Token said softly, brushing the hair from Clydes eyes with his finger. Clyde grumbled, keeping his arms crossed. " Tell me what?" Craig asked confused. " Clydeyyy... Dont be angryyy" Token pleaded, pouting and making Clyde look up at him for a second before he looked away, remembering that he was supposed to be angry with him. " Babbyyyy" Token smiled, making a grin spread across Clydes face that he couldnt hide. " What?!" Craig blurted out from the bed, watching the scene in utter confusion as his friends ignored him. " You know what, I think youre right. We should tell him. Im proud of you and I want everyone to see how lucky I am" Token smiled warmly, making Clyde tear up happily. " Really? You dont have to! I understand if y-" Clyde said, silenced by a kiss on the nose from Token. " I want to. Trust me" Token grinned. " Craig" Token began, turning around to see Craig staring at the pair with a completely lost expression. " Me and Clyde are dating." " WHAT?" Craig repeated, squinting at the two. " Man when I came here today I did not expect to be greeted with a tutu wearing Token singing along to spice girls and then to find out that my dumb ass idiot best friend is dating him." Craig said, before shrugging. " Eh, not the weirdest thing thats happened today" He said to himself, and as if on cue, an explosion sounded in the distance, followed by a  meow, a crash, and the faint voices of Stan and Kyle saying something along the lines of "Oh my god they killed Kenny!" " You bastards!". Token ignored the noise, turning his attention back to his boyfriend and lacing their fingers together, making Clyde meet his eyes. " You're my boyfriend, and I want everyone to know." Token smiled warmly. " Even if you are a dumbass" He chuckled, making Clyde laugh. " Shut it nerd" Clyde grinned, kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.