South park oneshots

Style - I love you too dumbass

Request by mylifesucks2235  Sorry that requests are taking so long,  I've been really busy recently.

Stan smiled,  watching the way that Kyles cheeks puffed up adorably as he chewed on the candy floss. " Hmm..  Not worth the insulin shot" Kyle decided,  handing the sweet back to his friend as they walked. " Your loss,  I love this stuff man" Stan shrugged,  taking a bite. " But there must be something I can buy you,  I owe you after last time. " Stan continued.  Suddenly Kyles eyes widened as he stopped walking,  staring at something. " Huh? " Stan asked, following Kyles gaze to a claw machine. Kyle let go of his hand,  running up to it and pressing his face against the glass. " STAN LOOK HOW ADORABLE IT IS! " He squeaked,  tapping the glass. " Yea,  I mean the pikachu is kinda cute I guess. " Stan shrugged,  making Kyle shake his head violently. " No the cow! Its like our football mascot! " Kyle explained. " Oh that?  Dude its ugly. Plus I thought you hated football. " Stan frowned. Kyle looked up at him with pleading eyes,  pouting. " Please? " He asked,  making Stan chuckle. " If thats what you want" He laughed,  putting in a coin. He smiled at the happy expression on his friends face. Kyle looked like he really wanted that toy. Stan bit his lip,  frowning in concentration. He took a deep breath,  closing his eyes and pressing the button. The claw reached down towards the toy,  the boys watching in anticipation as it picked it up. The claw moved towards the exit hole,  Stan crossing his fingers. The toy dropped,  falling into the hole with a thump. " YOU DID IT! " Kyle squeaked happily,  reaching in and grabbing the toy. " I LOVE YOU! " He giggled,  hugging Stan before pulling away to hug the toy instead. Stan felt his face heat up as Kyle gripped his hand. " L.. Love? " He mumbled,  face suddenly turning pale as he realised what was about to happen. " Huh?  Stan? " Kyle asked when he saw the expression on his friends face. " Oh shit" He said,  eyes widening as he recognised the greenish tint. Stan suddenly lurched forwards,  throwing up into a nearby bin. " Fuck dude,  you good? " Kyle frowned,  crinkling his nose at the smell. " Yea uh..  Sorry I dont know what-" He managed to get out, looking back at Kyle before vomiting again when he saw the adorable crinkle of his nose. " Maybe you ate too much candyfloss earlier. I told you to chill out with the sugar. " Kyle offered helpfully. " Yea that must be it" Stan groaned to himself, trying to push the memories of when he used to throw up around Wendy,  his first crush. " Ok I uh..  I think im good now. " Stan said,  wiping his mouth as he stood up. Kyle ran over to a vending machine,  coming back as fast as he could. " Here" Kyle said,  throwing a can of some sort of drink towards him. " It will get rid of the taste. " He explained. " Thanks man" Stan smiled weakly,  taking the drink and swilling it around in his mouth. " Better? " Kyle asked,  Stan nodding gratefully in response. " Wanna get going now?  If youre sick you should be resting. " Kyle said,  a hand on his friends shoulder. While the idea of getting fussed over by Kyle did sound appealing,  Stan wasnt about to ruin today for him just because he was feeling a little off. The pair had been planning this for weeks,  and Kyle had been so excited. It would be a shame to go home when they hadn't even been on three rides yet. " Nah,  Im ok now. Plus its only midday,  we have ages until we need to leave. " Stan smiled,  making Kyle bite his lip unsurely as he debated whether they should stay. " hmmm...  Are you sure youre definately feeling better now? " He asked,  feeling Stans head for a fever. " You're burning up" Kyle frowned, noticing how red Stans face was now that his hand was on it. " Oh!  Thats uh..  Thats just from the sun!  See,  your head is hot too! " Stan spluttered, pressing Kyles palm against his own forehead. " Hmm..  I guess youre right. Well..  If you're sure.  Just make sure you tell me if you feel not great again ok? " Kyle asked,  Stan nodding gratefully. " What ride you wanna go on next? " Stan asked excitedly. " Uh..  How about the ferris wheel.  Less likely to make you throw up all over me. " Kyle chuckled. " Fair enough" Stan laughed,  following his best friend through the crowd of people. Kyle couldn't help the smirk spreading across his face. Despite Stan throwing up,  the day was still going as planned. He was finally going to tell his friend how he felt about him at the top of the wheel. While they waited in line,  Kyle hugged the toy closer to him,  feeling his palms get sweaty as his heart sped up.  Was he really going to confess?  What if Stan rejected him?  What if he hated h- " Why did you want that thing so bad anyways? " Stan laughed,  interrupting his thoughts as he pointed towards the cow plushie in Kyles arms. " Oh!  Uh,  well,  you play football. And it reminds me of you." Kyle admitted truthfully, before he realised what he had said. " And youre my best friend so I want to th- well,  I want to re- Ugh you know what I mean" Kyle laughed nervously at himself. Stan forced a smile,  something obviously bothering him about what Kyle had said. Kyle blushed,  looking away. Did Stan think that he was weird? " Ok next! " The worker said,  opening the gate to let the pair through. They stepped onto the ferris wheel,  taking a seat,  their moods instantly shifting back. It had hurt a little having to hear Kyle friendzone him,  but Stan promised himself that something so small wouldnt stop him from having a good time. The ride started,  Kyle hugging the toy tighter to his chest as he remembered what he was planning on doing at the top. " I-" He began, making Stan turn his attention towards him. " Woah,  dude you look really pale!  Wait.. Are you like suddenly scared of heights? " Stan asked,  his voice thick with concern. " No I-" Kyle began,  interrupted by Stan grabbing his hand for support,  sending his heart racing even faster. " Its ok if you're scared dude" Stan promised,  looking into his eyes. " Im not scared of heights Stan" Kyle sighed,  looking out at the view. His heart lurched when he realised that they were nearly at the top. " I..  I have to tell you something. Its ok if you dont respond...  Actually,  it will probably hurt less if you dont. " Kyle admitted,  taking a deep breath. " You know you can tell me anything dude" Stan frowned in confusion,  holding his hand tighter. " I.. I" Kyle forced out,  his throat suddenly dry. Stan looked at him worriedly. " Stan I.. " Kyle tried to say,  his nerves shaking his voice. They were at the top. " I love... " He began,  Stans eyes widening. " I LOVE THIS TOY! " He blurted out,  mentally facepalming himself. He had meant to confess his love for Stan,  but it was too hard. " Oh.. Was that really why you were so nervous? " Stan chuckled,  sounding slightly dissapointed. " I.. Its a nice view from up here" Kyle changed the subject,  trying to make Stan look away as he felt tears welling in his eyes. " Huh?  Oh yea.  Youre right. " Stan agreed,  looking out at the theme park. Kyle felt himself start crying,  wiping away the tears as he tried to stop. He couldnt wipe them away fast enough,  so resorted to looking at the trees instead in order to hide his face. Had he really chickened out?  He was such an idiot. He had been planning this for so long but like always he had gotten too scared. He hated himself for always doing this,  Stan deserved someone who could at least admit his feelings. " Kyle look!  Its Craig and Tweek!" Stan laughed,  pointing at the pair and turning to look at Kyle,  who was facing away. " Kyle? " He asked,  gasping when Kyle turned,  his face red and tearstained. " Kyle whats wrong?" He asked worriedly,  cupping Kyles face in his hands so that he couldnt look away. " Nothing.. " Kyle lied,  not making eye contact. "Kyle youre crying. Dont lie to me. " Stan frowned. " Did..  Did I do something? " Stan asked quietly. " No no!  Of course not! " Kyle assured him. " I just..  I was going to tell you something up there and I chickened out. Like I always do. " Kyle sighed,  pulling away and wiping his eyes on his sleeve. "What do you mean?  What did you want to tell me? " Stan asked. " I-" " OK NEXT! " The worker called,  making the pair realise that they were at the bottom. Stan looked back at Kyle,  frowning when he watched him stepping off. " Kyle wait-" Stan sighed,  standing up and following after him. " Lets just go on some other ride.  Its ok,  really. " Kyle smiled weakly as he walked. " Dude.  What did you have to say." Stan  said firmly. " And dont try to tell me that it isnt important because anything that could make you cry is definately fucking something. " Stan frowned.  He didnt seem angry,  but he needed to know. Kyle sighed. " I love you" He said,  making Stans heart stop. " You.. Y- just like in a friend way right? " Stan asked nervously,  Kyle shaking his head. " Please dont say anything.  I know you dont feel the same way..  I just had to tell you. Give me some time and Ill forget about it. " Kyle pleaded,  looking away sadly before Stan gripped his shoulders forcing him to face him. " I dont want you to" Stan frowned. " Stan I said don-" " I dont want you to forget. " Stan finished. " What?  Why not?  Do you just want me to hur- MMFPH! " Kyle yelped as Stan crashed their lips together. " No.  Kyle,  I love you too. " Stan grinned widely. " You what? " Kyle asked in disbelief. " You heard me dumbass" Stan smiled. Suddenly,  his eyes widened. " OH SHIT IM SORRY I FORGOT THAT I THREW UP EARLIER! " He winced,  looking at the slight grimace on Kyles face. " Its ok, just means we have to kiss again when you dont taste of vomit" Kyle laughed,  making Stan blush. " So does this mean you wanna be uh..  Boyfriends? " Stan asked nervously,  making Kyle nod happily. " And you dont really still taste of vomit dont worry" He grinned,  kissing Stan again.