Florida, chilling in his room:
Gov, opens door: *nods and walks out*
Gov, quickly opens door again: I can never be sure with you.
Texas, whispering: Cali's so pretty.
Oklahoma: What was that?
Texas: I said you look shitty.
Someone, bullies Indiana:
Alabama: Hippity hoppity, this knife will be in your body.
Florida, shows any affection to Mass:
Mass: *ERROR*
Texas: Tomorrows garbage day.
Oklahoma: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
Cali: Why are your tongues purple?
Florida: We had slushies, I had a blue one.
Mass: I had a red one.
Cali: oh
Cali: OH
Gov: You drank each others slushies?
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
