Cali: Turn around and die.
Cali: Turn around and die.
Texas, confused and exasperated: Cali, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Cali: Politely
Florida: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Florida: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
DC: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Florida: Ominous positivity.
Loui: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
DC: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.
Florida: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
Florida: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Gov: Not by the law!
Florida: If you're zodiac sign is asparagus don't even think about talking to me.
Florida: Cause I'm a caprisun and we are just not compatible.
Police officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Florida: I choose to waive that right!
Florida: *screaming*
Indiana: Come to dinner tonight with me and Alabama. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Ohio: Marry me.
Geo: Do you want to know your gay name?
Kentucky: My... my gay name?
Geo: Yeah, it's your first name-
Kentucky: Haha. Very funny Geo-
Geo: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Kentucky: Oh- oh my god.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
