Florida: You can't tell me what to do!
Gov: I really wish I could.
Florida: This sign can't stop me because I can't read!
Texas: Life?
Cali: Pretty fucked up.
Coco: Come out now!
Utah: I'm bisexual.
Coco: That's not what I meant, but I support you!
Geo: Why is DC crying?
Kentucky: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Child DC: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Geo: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
DC: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Geo: NO, NOT THAT!
Coco: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Utah: ...What???
Geo: I can't believe you've done this.....
Kentucky: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Geo, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
