Geo: Oh no.
Florida, smashes through the wall: OH YEAH!
Mass: I do not get flustered around people I like.
Florida, walks in:
Mass, trying to act chill: H-hi.
Cali, staring at the sun:
Gov: What the heck are-
Cali: Shut up I'm trying to go blind so I don't have to see this horrible life.
Florida, runs in the room: EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
All the states: *starts clapping*
Indiana: Its 2pm, why are you drinking?
Ohio: Let me drink my sorrows away, Indiana!
Police officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Utah: No, but now that we're both here I'd like to take the opportunity to talk to you about The Book of Mormon.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio