Statehouse stuff

Arson

Mass: There's no way he likes me back.
Gov: Florida would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Mass: Florida would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

Florida: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
Mass: That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our boss.
Florida, hanging it on his wall: Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!

Ohio: Hey, Indiana, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Indiana: Yeah.
Ohio: And you, Alabama?
Alabama: Umm... yes?
Ohio: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Alabama: Did he just-

Alabama: Ohio, what are you doing?
Ohio: Making chocolate pudding.
Alabama: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Ohio: Because I've lost control of my life.
Ohio: Here's your pudding, Indiana.
Indiana: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Kentucky: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Geo: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Kentucky: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Geo, recording: This is so cute.

Mass: Florida is a perfect cinnamon roll who's never done anything wrong in his entire life!
DC: Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE!