Virginia just wanted his states to stay with him

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Virginia: Oh you're fucking leaving me! This war can't get any worse! Can it?
Virginia, bleeding after fighting Ohio and losing the war: So apparently, it can get worse.

Virginia, holding West Virginia: Everyone else left me, you must stay.
West Virginia: Yeah I'm not going to do that.

Kentucky: Alright Virginia I'm going to be come a state!
Virginia, hugging him and sobbing: You can't do that, you can't leave me!

Virginia: Well Kentucky left, I hope you guys don't follow him.
Virginia's states: *lip smack* well we kinda all wanna be states.

Virginia: You should ask Ohio out.
Indiana, blushing: *speaks gibberish*
Virginia: Maybe do that later...

The Government: Hey just so you know, Kentucky's doing good.
Virginia, ever since Kentucky left: Who is this Kentucky, I do not know of this "Kentucky".
The Government: Your cousin.
Virginia: Never heard of them.

Virginia: Kentucky, don't leave me!
Kentucky: Let me do what I want!

Virginia, crying:
Ohio: Hey are you doing alright?
Virginia: Are you going to leave me to? Just like Kentucky?
Ohio: Yeah.

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