Utah: Yeah you might be verified on twitter.
Utah: But are you verified in the eyes of god?
Cali: Did I waist an enchanted golden apple making the Mojang banner?
Cali: Yes.
Gov: On a scale of 1-Florida how stupid are you?
Loui: Yes.
Kentucky: Now today I'm gonna teach you how to face your fears.
Kentucky: Now the first step in facing your fears is-
The toast pops up:
Kentucky: *screams*
Florida: Hey Gov guess what!
Gov: What?
Florida: 69
Indiana, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Indiana: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Indiana: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.
Gov: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Florida's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Cali: How are your vibes?
Florida: Pretty bad vibes.
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RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
