Florida x lighter

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Cali: I am one with the bees.


Florida, holding a lighter: *laughs*

Gov: What are you doing?!

Florida: Chaos.


Cali, singing Eyes blue or was it brown?:

Florida: Ok, ok.

Florida: But who the hell is Heather?


Florida: You must speak their language.

Florida: Hewwo! How awe you? OwO

Cali: Why are you doing this?


New Jersey, giving Rhode Island piggy back rides: You happy?

Rhode Island: Yes, very!


I.D.C: You're a failure, you always have and always will, you could die and no one would care.

Gov: *tries not to get upset*

District: And you wonder why he hates you.


Mass, with any other state: Fuck you.

Mass, with Florida: Come here I want cuddles.


Michigan: *does anything*

Ohio: You just existed near the wrong room.

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