Ohio: Hey babies!
Ohio: *proceeds to get tackled by 6 dogs*
Alabama, holding Fluffy: You hurt her and I'll kill your family.
Tennessee: Dude you're really going soft on us.
Alabama: I am not!
Alabama, at home giving Fluffy treats: Yes you're a good little bunny, yes you are!
Alabama: Indi your bird keeps screaming at me.
Indiana: Why do you say that?
Alabama: Watch.
Alabama, goes to Corn's cage: Hey there-
Corn: *screams*
Indiana: This is Sparkle Muffin Princess.
Indiana: She deserves all the love.
Alabama: You don't need that many dogs!
Ohio, covered in a blanket made of dogs: No, I think I need more.
Ohio: Me and my dogs are just the same during the 4th of July.
Ohio: Fucking terrified!
Ohio, coming back after getting Daisy: This Daisy the new puppy!
Indiana: Aww cute puppy!
Alabama: Why do you need so many dogs.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
