Statehouse stuff

Bone jesus

DC: *slams books down in front of Gov*
DC: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Gov: You could of said literally anything else.
DC: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Gov: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.

West Virginia: You're smiling. What happened?
Ohio: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Indiana: Michigan tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Gov: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Loui: Fake?

I.D.C: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can't spend friendship on new clothes

Gov: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Florida: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Florida: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Florida: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.
Cali: Why not?
Florida: Because I don't know what they mean.

Gov: I am in charge of this disaster!
Florida: I have a name, you know.