Mass: Love is for weak bitches that don't know how to survive on their own.
Mass: So yeah, I've never been in love.
Mass, sees Florida: Fuck.
Geo: Are those my chicken nuggets?
Kentucky, with a mouthful of food: N-no.
Geo: You're eating my chicken nuggets.
Geo: All I desire in life is sleep, coffee, Kentucky, and are son DC.
Ohio: People can drink 3 glasses of wine out of wine glass, and everyone will say they're fine.
Ohio: But the moment I start drinking it straight out of the bottle I'm now an "alcoholic" and "should get help."
Loui: Do you wanna do something stupid?
Florida: YES!
DC: That's all he really does, ever since he got that 5 dollar kazoo.
Florida: *violently plays the kazoo*
Cali: I need friends.
Oklahoma: You goin' soft on us?
Alabama: No, why would I be doing that?
Oklahoma:...
Oklahoma: Uh huh, yeah sure.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
