IDC: Can you stop taking pictures of us for one second?
Geo: No.
Florida: DRUGS!
Gov: NO!
DC: I'm scared dad!
Confederation: Do you trust me son?
DC: Yeah!
Confederation: Come on son!
DC: *falls off the ladder*
Confederation: Rule number 1: never trust anyone!
South Dakota: What do you want?
North Dakota: Bitch.
Ohio: Do you want a million dollars?
Ohio: Well if you do...
Ohio: Then I have the vaccine for you!
Florida, snorting cocaine: Want some?
Florida: Did I eat drugs?
Florida: Yes!
Gov: You ate drugs?
Gov: Why do you like Florida?
DC: He's nice.
Cali: Can I have a friend?
Cali: Just one.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
