Statehouse stuff

Frickle frackle i want to be tackled

Kentucky: You know you can die from that, right?
Pennsylvania: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point.
Ohio: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.
West Virginia: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Florida: If I can't cause chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Florida: I put the pun in punishment.
Texas: I put the top in unstoppable.
Cali: I put the cute in execute.
DC: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Loui: I put the ass in class.
Mass: I put the D in Florida.

Alabama: Here's the cold medicine you asked for.
Alabama: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Ohio: Thanks!

I.D.C: Something's off.
DC: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
I.D.C: No, but that's funny.

Jaxon: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

Gov: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?

Coco: Hey Utah?
Utah: Yeah?
Coco: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Utah:
Utah: ...What.

Florida: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Gov: ...what happened?
Florida: I made a VERY bad mistake.