Geo and Kentucky, holding DC: This is are- this is are son!
Rhode Island: I feel like New Jersey is looking down on me.
Alaska: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.
Mass: Florida... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Florida: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Mass: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Gov: Guys where did Florida go?
Mass: They got arrested.
Gov: How the hell-
Florida: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Florida: I'm gonna chug a bottle of pure ethanol and fight god!
DC: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Florida: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
DC: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Florida: Is it working?
Geo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Geo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
