Ohio: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
Michigan: I will through you or myself out of this window right now!
Florida: Do you wanna fight god in a McDonalds bathroom at 2:48 AM?
Gov: I'm sorry what?
Indiana: How's parenthood?
Kentucky:
Indiana: Good I assume?
Kentucky: *grumbles angrily*
Indiana: So it's been good?
Kentucky: *contemplating murder*
Cali: Everyone talking about how they want a partner.
Cali: While I'm over here still trying to find a friend!
Cali: Just one!
IDC, catches a spider:
IDC: This is mine now.
Texas: The rules for being a cowboy.
Texas: Be rootin, be tootin, and my god be shootin'.
Texas: But most importantly, be kind.
Gov: Can any of you tell me what Florida is?
Mass: I have no fucking clue.
Rhode Island: Everyone makes fun of me for bring short!
Rhode Island: Even my own boyfriend.
New Jersey: You are short though.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
