Alabama: It's not gay if you say no homo.
Indiana: You're in a relationship with me and Ohio, how is that not gay?!
Alabama: Cause I said no homo.
Alabama, first joining the relationship: Shut up you fucking murderer! You hurt Geo!
Alabama, now: *cuddling Ohio*
Ohio: Can I get up?
Alabama, hugs him tighter: No!
Alabama: What if we kissed in the Shrek tent?
Indiana: What the heck?
Ohio: That sounds like a perfect night!
Indiana: You leave me alone for more than 20 minutes and I might cry.
Alabama: I'm not gay!
Indiana: You're gay.
Ohio: You're 100 percent gay.
Ohio: Maybe I wanna sit in a corner and cry!
Ohio: You don't know!
Alabama, picking up Indiana: Aight I'm just gonna take this with me.
Alabama: You know I can pick you up right?
Ohio: You can't.
Alabama, picking him up: I can!
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
