Michigan: Tomorrow's garbage day.
Ohio: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you
Michigan: *choking*
Ohio, overjoyed: This is the happiest day of my life!
Child DC: Hey dads!
Geo and Kentucky: Yes?
Child DC: I love you!
Geo and Kentucky: I love you too!
Kentucky: I might not be book smart!
Kentucky: But if your car broke down, who's gonna help you?
Kentucky: Me, or some bitch who know calculus?
Geo: Why are you hugging me?
Kentucky: You're warm and I'm cold.
Geo: How's the darkness doing?
Kentucky: :D
Child DC, starting to cry: Would you ever leave me, like my parents?
Geo: We'd never do that!
Kentucky: What made you think of such a thing?
Geo: Come here.
[Kentucky and Geo hug DC]
Geo: No one ever said being a parent would be this stressful!
Geo: But damn do I love it!
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
