Gov: What did you do?
Mass: A mistake.
Florida: Hey! I have a name you know!
Indiana: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Alabama: I'm "a couple of things".
Ohio: I'm "got distracted".
Gov: May I offer you, any animal you want?
DC: Why do you have so many pets?
Gov: I think you mean friends!
DC: Hey dad, you know how when I killed a honeybee you said no honey for a week?
Geo: Yeah?
DC: And then I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a week?
Geo: Yeah?
DC: Well Kentucky just killed a cockroach, should I break the news to him?
Loui: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
DC: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Florida: I ate it too-
DC: See?
Florida: -On purpose...
Loui & DC: ...What?
Ohio: I wasn't that drunk.
Indiana: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Ohio: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
