Gov: The power went out again.
Florida: Don't worry I got this.
Florida: *shakes violently and starts to light up*
Gov: What?
Florida: I swallowed a flashlight!
Gov: WHY WOULD YOU-
Geo: It's impossible to make the word "bubbles" sound threatening.
Kentucky, angrily: BUBBLES!
Indiana: You two know how I'm baby right?
Ohio and Alabama: Yeah?
Indiana: ok, so. I might've crashed the car...
Ohio:
Alabama: I'm sorry you did whAT?
[Alabama, Indiana, and Ohio at a store]
Indiana: Can we buy this?
Alabama: No.
Indiana: What about this?
Alabama: Still no, sorry.
Alabama, turning around: Ohio why are you eating the chips?
Ohio: I was hungry.
Gov: You see nothing bad happened!
DC: Uh huh, yeah.
*the kitchen, igniting into flames*
Gov: Ok, a little mistake might've happened.
Kentucky: What are you, soft?
Geo: Yes, you should know this by now.
Loui: Say words of wisdom.
Florida: Penis.
Loui: Such wise words that you have just said.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
