Florida: The 4th of July is a great holiday.
Florida: You blow pretty shit up!
Gov: Dead memes are best memes.
Cali: Do I still have time to revoke the 2021 subscription?
Tennessee, knocking on the wall: Yeehaw.
Texas: YEEHAW!
Cali: Why are we forced to say these things?
Florida: It's for the readers.
Gov: The who?
Minnesota: It's kinda hot.
Arizona: Sure, this might be hot, but have you tried 100 degrees!
Geo, talking to Spain: You say one word or lay one hand on my child and I will beat your ass!
District: I can deal with compliments.
Florida: You're really cute.
District: That's where you're wrong.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
