Mass: Fuck you.
Florida: And that's when I knew I found true loveCali: What are you fucking chaotic?
Florida: No, I'm fucking sad.
Cali: Same.Gov: The Grandfather paradox is weird.
Cali: Maybe I never wanted to be born in The first place.The states: *watching a horror movie*
DC, Florida, Cali: My thoughts are way scarier.Loui: Here's an idea, edible paint chips.
Florida: Wait, they weren't already edible?Cali: Crippling Depression: Staring: Me and Florida.
New Hampshire: Live free or die.
Florida: What if I only want to live somewhat free?
New Hampshire: Than you die.Gov: The English language is weird.
Florida: I'm gonna do something crazy to try and forget about my extreme long lasting sadness for a brief moment.

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