Florida: I wonder if I drink a glow stick I'll start glowing.
Gov: Don't drink a glow stick!
Loui: Drink the forbidden juice.
Gov: NO!
Florida: I'm ready boys!
DC: What the fuck are you wearing?
Cali: We said be tactical dude, this is not tactical!
Florida: Respect the drip, Karen.
Cali: I could do my responsibilities.
Cali: Or I could just bake another cake.
Florida: Can you stop working for one second?
DC: No.
Mass: Florida why are you like this?
Florida, fortnite dancing on the roof:
Maryland: Remember ice is just crunchy water.
Kentucky: The darkness wants cuddles.
Geo: Ok!
Geo: *hugs Kentucky*
Florida: I have many dreams!
Mass: And they're all pretty fucking weird.
Florida: They're not that weird!
Mass: Look I love you, but yesterday you said you dream of eating a magnet to become magnetic.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
