Statehouse stuff

Maine x Maryland quotes

Maryland, walking in soaking wet:

Maine: Why are you wet?

Maryland: A crab got away.

Maine: Where are you taking me?

Maryland: To the crabs!

Gov: Maine you like lobsters, and Maryland you love crabs.

Maine: Yeah.

Maryland: Yup.

Florida: You both love crustaceans so you could say that you're both crusty boys.

Maine: What the fuck!?

Maryland, jumping on the bed: 

Maine: Just go to sleep.

Maine: Cuddles?

Maryland, hugging Maine: Cuddles.

Maryland: I desire kisses!

Maine: Ok.

Maine, kisses Maryland:

Maryland: *happy crab noises*

Maryland, eating spoonfuls of Old Bay:

Maine: What are you doing?

Maryland: I was sad ok!

Maine, picking up Maryland: I'm gonna keep this now.

Maryland: I'm gonna do something stupid, you wanna come?

Maine: Shut up and hug me.

Maine: I wanna be floor gang.

Maryland: Honestly, same.