Statehouse stuff

Baby

Kentucky: I am the darkness.

Geo: 

Kentucky: Oh you want cuddles? Ok I give cuddles!

Kentucky: But I am still the darkness!

Ohio: What are our goals for today?

Alabama: Make Indiana as flustered as possible!

Mass: Can you not be stupid for one second?

Florida: Now now now, you know that ain't happening.

Texas: I am big and strong and I-

Cali, getting out from Texas' arms:

Texas: NO! Wait come back!

Florida: Today we go on an adventure!

Mass: I don't like the sound of this.

Florida: Come on it'll be fun!

Mass: Ok, only cause you're here.

Geo, holding Kentucky: This is mine now

Indiana, cuddling in between his two boyfriends: This is now my new life!

South Carolina: What are you? The fucking Indiana protector?

Alabama: Yes, and if you dare mess with him I will break your legs.

Cali: Are you ok?

Texas: Get over here now!

Cali: Ok ok, chill!

Texas, laying on Cali: Now stay here!

Florida: I bet I can beat you in Mario kart!

Mass: You think?

Florida: YES!

[a little while later]

Florida: :(

Mass, smugly: :)