Florida: Sunday is actually Sinday.
Utah:
Utah: No!
Mass: Florida's username on Twitter is "Florida_man6969"
Florida: Hot dog dropped out of bun, directly into storm drain.
Loui, crying: It's so sad.
Jaxon: I'm hungry.
Utah: Hi hungry! I'm dad.
Loui: What's the scoop?
Florida: Penis.
Florida: This isn't the Statehouse, it's the Sadhouse.
Cali, at 2:48 am: Yeah I procrastinated all my work till now.
Cali: What are you gonna do about it?
Utah: It's time for church.
Kayleigh: It's 5 am.
Utah: Yeah I know.
Utah: We need to impress god.
Gov, having an existential crisis: Wtf is happening!
Gov: On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your day?
District: -4ish
Indiana, to Alabama and Ohio: I desire cuddles NOW! This is a threat!
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RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
