Cali: I got my iced coffee.
Cali: You know how it-
Cali, drops the iced coffee:
Cali: :,(
Nebraska: Ok I think today is the day we have a normal meeting!
*the rest of the Midwest arguing*
Nebraska: Why do I always have my hopes up?
Rhode Island, holding a succulent: I got you a plant.
New Jersey: I don't need one.
Rhode Island: Take the fucking plant!
Alabama: So you and Kentucky argue a lot?
Indiana: Yep!
Alabama: So how are you friends?
Indiana: It is polite friend arguing.
Indiana, holding a bird: I CAUGHT A CARDINAL!
Alabama: Holy shit! Where did you get that?!
Ohio: It's a cute birb.
Florida: I got meth?
Gov: You got what?
Loui: Is it pure?
DC: Because of Gov this house is filled with stuffed animals.
IDC: And we are banned from pet-smart.
DC: And that.
Texas: I feel like we put are Minecraft beds together to soon.
Cali: You had sex with me last night and we are sleeping together right now!
Texas: I know but I feel like it was to soon, you know?
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
