Ohio: I can never give West Virginia shit because I'm jealous of him. He looks at his life and says, "Sweet! This is perfect!"
Ohio: I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."
Florida: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Gov: Those are wanted posters!
Washington: You use emoji's like a straight person.
Cali: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
*Mass i and Florida's house is on fire, but they don't know it*
Mass: Damn, it's hot in here.
Florida: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Mass:
Mass: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
Florida: What?
Mass: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.
Mass: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Florida: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
DC: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Florida: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Cali: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
Geo: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Kentucky: Sure!
Kentucky: Whats your favorite color?
Geo, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
