Rhode Island: You dare say I'm short.
Rhode Island: YOU DARE-
Alaska, picking up Rhode Island: Yes, yes I do.
Kayleigh: God is a woman!
Jaxon: God is actually a being made of primordial ooz, unable to decide if wants the world to be good or bad.
Utah: Please stop.
West Virginia, becoming a state: Hey Virginia.
West Virginia: Fuck you!
Indiana: Take me to art Museums, and make out with me.
Ohio: But they said not to touch the master pieces.
Alabama: Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.~
Illinois, overhearing this: This is Illinois those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
Pennsylvania: I don't let anyone call me pa.
Pennsylvania: Except for Florida, he can.
Florida: If being gay is a sin, then I'm going to hell!
Utah: Being gay isn't a sin.
Utah: But you've definitely sinned at least 100 times.
Gov: What is the worst lie?
Texas: Lying to your loved ones.
Cali: Lying about committing a crimes.
Florida: Double stuffed Oreos, they ain't double stuffed!
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
