Geo: What the fuck is that!
Kentucky: I will kill the spider for you!
Kentucky, trying to kill it: *speaks gibberish*
Kentucky: On second thought maybe we should just burn the house.
Kentucky: I have no fears, the darkness doesn't fear anything.
Geo: You screamed when the toast popped up.
Kentucky: It was a surprise.
Geo: You got so scared you cried.
Kentucky: It was a bad surprise.
Kentucky: How much coffee do you need?
Geo, drinking his 7th cup of the morning: Let me drink my life juice in peace.
Geo: You know, I love Kentucky.
Geo: But I think he's trying to hard to be tough and brooding.
Kentucky and Geo, watching a horror movie:
Geo: *frozen in fear*
Kentucky: Don't be afraid I'm he- what the fuck is that thing?!
Geo, to Kentucky: Come to bed and give me hugs.
Kentucky, hugs Geo: I love you!
Geo: You're a little cinnamon roll.
Kentucky: I am not!
Geo, tackles Kentucky with hugs: Yes you are!
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
