Statehouse stuff

Whats up bitches, I'm back on my bullshit!

Yes it's just IndiOhBama incorrect quotes-

Alabama, walking out into the kitchen: What the fuck!?
Indiana, passed out on the floor:
Ohio, panicking because the stove is on fire:

Ohio: Ha- you're short!
Indiana: Why do you always say that?

Indiana: Have you ever wondered what it would be like if deer could fly?
Alabama, tired as all heck: Oh my god, just go to bed!

Florida, to IndiOhBama: Who is the father, who is the son, and who is the Holy Spirit?
Utah: What the frick-

Alabama, holding Indiana: I don't know what this is, or why it's here, but I love it.

Indiana: Can I have a bird?
Alabama: No.
Indiana: Can I have a bird?
Ohio: Yes!

Indiana: You should come to a Midwestern meeting, you know see what it's like!
Alabama: Ok.
*2 seconds later*
Alabama: What. The. FUCK!

Alabama and Ohio, sitting together and vibing:
Indiana, shoving his way between them: I desire cuddles, NOW!