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Florida should be its own region

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by Sunheart_101

by Sunheart_101

Gov: We have the 5 regions of the US

Gov: Northeast, South, Midwest, West, and Florida.

Florida: :(

Mass: *hugs Florida*

Florida: :)

Florida, wearing high heels: I'm fucking fabulous!

Jaxon: Hey dad I found a turtle!

Utah: That's great!

Utah: Let's keep it!

Gov: What do you have?

Florida: A KNIFE!

Gov: NO!

Rhode Island: *hugs New Jersey*

New Jersey, internally: This is the best I've ever felt. I never want him to let go. I want to stay here forever.

New Jersey: What the FUCK are you doing! Get the fuck off me!