Ohio: Remember, Hell is real.
Florida: Thank god, that's where I wanna go for vacation.
Utah: I pray every morning, and evening, and whenever I'm near Florida.
Gov: Not sure what Florida is doing, but I'm terrified.
DC: Why can't you just let Florida have fun?
Gov: I could if there wasn't a chance he would completely destroy this house.
DC: You all talk about Florida destroying the house.
DC: But have you ever seen Gov cook?
DC, talking about Florida: He's here.
Mass: He's queer.
Loui: And my god is he everywhere.
Cali: Life sucks!
[The video zooms out]
Cali: That was me ten seconds ago, I don't actually think life is that bad.
[The video zooms out again]
Cali: Never mind, life fucking sucks.
Florida: To cool to do drugs!
Florida: Cool to do drugs!
Florida: Do drugs!
Florida: Drugs!
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
