Dad Utah is best Utah

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Florida: All I want is my dad to love me.

Florida: But we all know that ain't happening.


New York: What are these emotions everyone is talking about?


Gov, screaming into a pillow:

District: Should I help him?

I.D.C: Nah, he'll be ok.


Elder Utah: Who are you?

Dad Utah: I'm you, but better.



Main 6 Minecraft quotes:


Florida: It took way to many attempts.

Florida: But I finally got it.

Florida: A music disk!


Gov, fighting the Ender Dragon: Florida what are you-

Florida, at the edge: YEET!


Texas: What if we put are beds side by side?

Cali: A symbol of true love.


Florida, making a flint and steel: Finally now I can commit arson. 


Loui: Wanna burn Gov's house?

Florida: YES!

Gov: You know I've been here the whole time.


Cali, placing his torches badly: 

Cali, 2 seconds later: Where the fuck am I?

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