Gov, in prison: Should I call Florida and have him help me?
Gov: No I feel safer here.
DC: Why do you dislike Florida?
Gov: I don't dislike him but...
Gov: Have you seen him!
Indiana: :)
Kentucky: Why are you smiling?
Indiana: Cause I want to. :)
Utah: Are you high?
Coco: Heh- yeah.
Utah: Oh my heck! What the frick is that?
Utah: Coco take off your shoe and kill it!
Coco, takes off his shoe and steps on the bug:
Utah: What the frick!
Ohio, drunk singing:
Alabama, fucking dying:
Indiana: IM NOT WEAK!
Alabama: You're not, but you shouldn't be getting into arguments.
Ohio: And you're short-
Florida: Loui! I know what we're doing today!
DC: Don't do drugs.
Florida: No, you can do drugs they just have to be ✨pure✨.
Geo, picking up Kentucky:
Geo: This is mine now.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
