Geo, hears gunshots: DC come-
Geo: DC?
Geo: Shit! Where's DC?!
IDC: I'm gonna climb that!
IDC, being unable to climb it:
IDC, trying another 100 times:
Kentucky: Hey how are you doing?
Geo: Dead inside.
IDC, looking out at the war: Wow! It looks so cool!
Kentucky, picking her up and taking her to the basement: Y-Yeah, it's cool...
DC: I desire hugs!
Kentucky, and Geo: *hugs DC*
SC: Remember, the Confederacy is the best!
Confederacy, not looking away from his desk: Hey what happened with Kentucky?
NC: I, I don't want to talk about it.
Ohio, teaching the twins French:
Ohio: Can you say Wa?
The twins: Wa!
Ohio: ter?
The twins: ter!
Ohio: Water?
The twins: Ladola!
Ohio: *fucking dying*
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RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
