*Siege of Petersburg*
Ohio: I'm just gonna be here for a while until my army breaks through yours.
Virginia: Get the fuck out!
Ohio: Ope that's not happening.
Child IDC: Hey look what I fou-
IDC, accidentally drops the animal:
IDC: *cries*
Child IDC: *being annoying*
DC: I'm just gonna leave.
IDC: Wait no come back I'm sorry!
Child DC: Fuck.
Kentucky: Where did you learn that!?
Child IDC: What's war like?
Ohio: Dangerous, yet kinda fun.
IDC: Can I join the war?
Ohio: There's a chance you would die, and your dads would be very sad about that.
Kentucky: Hey the kids are gone, how about me and you have some fun?
Geo, pulling out a bottle of whiskey:
Kentucky: That's not what I meant.
Geo: *aggressively drinks whiskey*
Child DC, pointing to a pistol: Can I have it?
Ohio: No I'm sorry you'd hurt yourself.
DC, looking up at Ohio with puppy dog eyes: Please.
Ohio: Fine, you're too cute.
Child IDC, climbing Ohio:
Ohio: :)
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RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
