Ohio made the first plane

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Ohio, in a plane: Hey look I'm doing it!
NC: That's great!
NC: You made that?
NC: I made that.

IDC, holding a cat: Look what I found! Can we keep him?
Geo: I'm sorry we can't-
Kentucky: YES!

Indiana, watching a gory horror movie: :D
Indiana, when someone gets a cut and starts bleeding: *about to pass out*

Geo: You're fine, it's just a paper cut.
Kentucky: I'm dying, this isn't how I expected to go, but this is how I will die. Goodbye cruel world!
Geo, under his breath: Oh my god...

Alabama: Has he always been a puppy?
Ohio: Yes.

Kentucky, hanging from the ceiling:
Geo: Spider?
Kentucky: Yup.

*Kentucky coming over to Indiana's place in the Civil War*
Kentucky: Hey-
Indiana: Hey their friend, I'm very lonely!

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