✔️ Riverdale Imagines ✔️

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Y/n: I have a fun Christmas Idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Fangs: Cool.

Sweet Pea: Mistlefoe.

Jughead: And once more you prove yourself to be idiots.

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Y/n: If you had to choose between Archie and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Sweet Pea: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Y/n: 63 cents.

Sweet Pea: I'll take the money.

Archie: Really?

Fangs: I'm not surprised.

Y/n: What about if it was Fangs-?

Sweet Pea: No amount of money.

Y/n: A million?

Sweet Pea: No. Amount. Of. Money.

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Y/n: Why did you give Fangs a Knife?!

Sweet Pea: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Y/n: Now I feel unsafe!

Sweet Pea: I'm sorry.

Sweet Pea: Would you like a knife?

Y/n: No!

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Y/n: Sweet Pea and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Fangs: *Sighing* What did Sweet Pea do?

Y/n: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-

(Sweet Pea enters the room)

Sweet Pea: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Sweet Pea: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Fangs: You were flirting with Y/n

Sweet Pea: So what? She's my girlfriend.

Fangs: You asked her if she was single.

Jughead: Then cried when she said no.

Sweet Pea: At least I have taste, even when drunk.

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Y/n: Dammit, Sweet Pea!

Sweet Pea: What?! It wasn't me!

Y/n: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Fangs!

Fangs: Not me either.

Y/n: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Jughead: *whistles*

* * * *

Y/n: Have you seen Sweet Pea around here?

Jughead: He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.