Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

Wade's Question Corner (Episode 7)

Susie: So, Richard, mind explaining how Darius ended up with a brick to the head?

Richard: I was trying to see if I could catapult a brick into the wall, yeah? I may or may not have miscalculated and, uh, yeah....

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"Hello." Wade mumbled. "You know the drill, first question is for you."

Where do you live?

"Wow, compelling and relevant question." Wade rolled his eyes. "Oh, don't look so sad, Darius. I know you did your best." Wade waved him off.

"aND NOW I HAVE TO REBUILD THE WALL!" Darius stomped away.

"Wait." Wade said, halting Darius. "Ooh, this question is for you." Wade told him, slightly surprised. "It's from Cassie20052."

"People actually want to talk to me?" Darius asked, shocked. Wade nodded and pressed his button.

When did you start liking Susie?

Darius blushed dark red. "She's not...here is she...?" Darius asked.

"Nope, went to go get lunch." Wade said, flipping through his cards. "Answer the question, I want to hear the answer too."

"Um, it was back in December of 2018." Darius rubbed the back of his neck, his face still flushed.

"So...back when the book first started?" Wade asked. "How did you manage to be lovesick for this long?"

"I distracted myself with the shit you mess up and I have to clean." Darius shrugged, his face only pink now.

"Oh my god! The innocent boy cursed!" Wade gasped dramatically.

"Did I?" Darius thought back to what he said, he then gasped. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to taint the little ears!"

"So, when are you going to man up and ask her out?" Wade asked lazily.

"I-I don't know. Soon, hopefully." Darius mumbled.

"That's cute. If you two don't end up together I'll slit my throat." Wade told him.

"But you can't die?" Darius tilted his head.

"I'll still do it." Wade shrugged. "Okay, go start on that wall." Darius waved at the reader and rushed off. "Anyway, next question is for everyone from Matieski."

AYO Y'ALL GAY? HMU AT THE PRIDE PARADE IN NEW YORK! PETER AND WADE I WANNA SEE FLAGS YOU GUYS LET'S GO!

"I'm gay, but we're in the middle of the show." Wade sighed.

"We can go afterwards?" Peter suggested.

"This is why I love you." Wade said and pecked Peter on the cheek. Peter giggled. "Next question is for me from Cassie20052."

Do you enjoy breaking the fourth wall or is it just a thing now?

"I don't mean to and the people start yelling at me and Darius has to work overtime and it makes me feel really bad. It just reminds me how I'm fucking weird and should just keep my mouth shut. Honestly I should just shoot myself in the head since I'm worthless and--" Wade went on, tears beginning to fill his eyes.

"Okay, that's enough of that." Peter quickly interrupted Wade. "Why don't you go calm down? I'll take over for a bit." Peter whispered to Wade, who sniffled and walked off after handing Peter the note cards. "Sorry, he's been a little emotional lately."