Jin ♡ Texts [request]

2.1K 92 29
                                        

Series requested by @dijon_mustard

You
How do you roast a cobbler?

Jin
Oh no.
Baby, that's not how you do it.
Go get my cook book. It's in the cabinet by the fridge.
Please don't forget to preheat the oven. You know what happened last time.
And be sure to STAY WITH IT! It can turn from perfectly cooked to overdone IN A SECOND
Please MEASURE the ingredients. Don't just do it "BY FEEL" your feeling is WRONG.
Don't use the blackberries in the fridge, use the peaches in the bowl on the counter
Don't forget to peel them and TAKE OUT THE PIT.

You
........
You make fun of his shoes.

(a cobbler is a person who makes shoes btw)

Jin
😐
I'm done with you.
You really let me go on like that?
You could have said something.
How was I supposed to know you were telling a joke?

You
What do you mean?! Your reaction was hilarious 😂 how could I step in and stop it?
I can still make the cobbler if you want.

Jin
👀
Yes please.
Wait. No.
Never mind.
I'm sorry, lovely, but I don't think I trust you to cook without me.
I love you, though 💕

You
:((
You hurt my feelings :(((

Jin
Nooooo
I'm sorry :(
Here, look at my handsome face and you'll feel better

JinNoooooI'm sorry :(Here, look at my handsome face and you'll feel better

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.


You
Okay I guess that fixed it.

Jin
I knew it would 😌

*time skip*

Jin
I just hit my head :(((

You
What?

Jin
I hit my head on a glass window 😭

You
You know what?
I'm gonna say it.

Jin
What?

You
Karma.

Jin
KARMA FOR WHAT?

You
Roasting my cooking skills 😤

Jin
But you said that picture I sent fixed everything!

You
I lied.

Jin
Don't be mean :(
I have two bumps on my head.

JinDon't be mean :(I have two bumps on my head

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

You
Wow you look good.
Sheesh 🥵
Your skin is flawless.

Jin
I appreciate you smothering me in compliments and it definitely boosts my ego, BUT I HAVE TWO BUMPS ON MY HEAD!
Feel sorry for me.

You
Aww poor babie :(
You want me to kiss it better?

Jin
Yes, please 🥺
As soon as possible.

You
😚

Jin
No, I want real kisses.

You
But you're at work 😭

Jin
Actually, we finished early today and I get to go home.
Surprise!

You
That's convenient.
I'll be waiting for you with an ice pack for your injured forehead uwu

Jin
Thank you 🥺

BTS Imagines 3Where stories live. Discover now