Multifandom Oneshots (II)

Stephen Strange x Reader

He's at your house after he's released from the hospital. He does nothing but mope around, eat your food and be bitter.
"Come to the store with me." You say one day.
"No." He says listlessly.
"You can't sit in here forever."
"Yes I can."
"Come on. Get up."
"See, that wasn't so bad." You say when you get back.
"Yes it was."
"Help me put the groceries away."
He stares at you. "What?"
"What? Do you think I'm going to baby you? You can do this stuff. Put this in the fridge." You hand him the milk.
He stares at you.
"Put the milk in the damn refrigerator."
He takes it and obeys.
"See, that wasn't so bad, was it?"
"No."
You pull him to you and kiss him. He kisses you back, his hands by his sides. You pull his arms around you.

"I'm going to Nepal." He says one day.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm going to Nepal." He repeats.
"No you aren't."
"I am."
"Why?"
"We'll see when I get back, won't we?" He kisses you, touching your cheek with a shaking hand. "Bye."
"Bye, Stephen." You sigh, knowing you can't stop him.
He returns wearing, of all things, a cape.
"You're wearing a cape." You say.
"I'm wearing a cape." He agrees.
"Why are you wearing a cape?"
"I can explain."
"Your hands aren't shaking." You say.
"No."
"How?"
"I can explain that too. Kind of."
"How did you get here?"
"I can explain that as well."
"Shall you return to work?"
"No."
"Please explain."
"Well, let's work backwards, shall we? I just saved the world."
"Start at the beginning."
"May I begin with an apology for being such a jerk?"
"Please do."
"I'm very sorry for being such a jerk."
"It's all right. Now skip to the good stuff."
You listen in silence as he explains completely insane stuff.
"I swear I'm not crazy." He finishes.
"You're wearing a cape, Stephen."
"I know. But I explained that very well, given the circumstances."
If Harry Potter could believe in magic, surely you could believe this.
"Do you want me to take off the cape?"
The lapel of the cape slapped him.
"No. Capes make everyone more attractive."
"Then why do you like Iron Man more than Superman?"
"Are you going to kiss me, or are we going to fight over superheroes?"
"Kiss now, fight later?"
"Sounds good." You say, and he kisses you.