Multifandom Oneshots (II)

Sirius Black x Reader

"Y/N six o'clock." Sirius rushes up to James.
"What?"
"Y/N's coming. Help. Help. What do I do?"
"Stop acting like a psycho, for one." James leans against the wall, amused.
"Help me. Oh, Merlin, Y/N's smiling. Bloody hell, is she smiling at me?"
"No, you dumbass. She's smiling at me. I waved like a normal person."
"Oh. Wait, wave? Do I wave?" He raises his hand and waves.
"Merlin, Black. Pull yourself together." James laughs and starts walking away.
"Prongs. No. Prongs. Don't walk away from me." Sirius says. "Prongs. Come back. Prongs."
James shrugs and keeps going.

You walk up to Sirius with a smile. "Hey. Where's James going?"
Sirius leans against the wall nonchalantly and shrugs. "What's it to you, babe?"
"Stop calling me that, Black. I was just wanting to ask him how his mum is. He said she was ill."
"She's fine. I went to see her yesterday."
"Yesterday?"
"I decided to skip Potions."
"You went to see James' mum?"
He nods. "She's the closest thing to a mother I've ever had."
"That's cute." You smile.
He starts stammering something.
"What?" You ask.
"I... don't know--Moony! Come here!"
Remus walks over, a smirk playing at his lips.
"Wipe that smirk off your face." Sirius growls.
"Nah." Remus shrugs.
"I'm gonna go that way now." You point in the opposite direction.
"Good call." Remus says.
"What's the matter, sweetheart? Had enough of me?" Sirius smirks.
"Can one have enough of you?" You laugh.
"Probably. Ask Moony. He'll tell you."
"You can definitely have enough of him." Remus assures you. "I'm gonna go find James."
"And leave me here alone with Y/N?"
"Isn't that what you want, Pads?" Remus smirks and walks away.
"Well, beautiful, I noticed you didn't tell me not to call you 'sweetheart.' Looks like we're making progress, eh, love?"
"I wouldn't go that far, Black. Are you okay?"
"What do you mean?" He cocks an eyebrow.
"You've been acting weird these past few weeks." You shrug.
"Aw, look at that. You care about me. Is that a declaration of love? If so, James owe's me five galleons. He always bet it wouldn't happen."
"Of course I care about you." You resist the urge to roll your eyes and tell him that you do love him.
"Do me a favor and tell James that, would you?"
"We'll see." You say, giving him a sideways glance.
You step towards him and his eyes widen. You put your wrist to his forehead, and he looks at you strangely. "What are you doing?"
"Your cheeks look red."
"So?"
You stand on your tiptoes and pull his head down, touching your lips to his forehead. "You don't feel hot. Do you feel okay?"
"I--You--Uh--I--Um--"
"What's up with you, Sirius?" You raise your eyebrows.
His eyes scan your face. "I gotta go find James. See you." He says in a rush, and hurries away.
You shrug and go to find Lily.
"Hey." She smiles.
"Hey. What's up?" You sit beside her on the couch.
"Studying for exams."
"Ah, fun."
"Loads." She laughs.
"Hey, do you know what's up with Sirius?"
"Sure do."
"What is it?"
"Can't tell you."
"Why not?" You raise your eyebrows.
"We have a deal."
"Oh, come on." You scoff.
"Just don't tell him I told you, yeah?"
"Yeah."
"He fancies you. God, it's irritating. It's 'Y/N this' and 'Y/N that.' It's hilarious, though. He's so flustered about you being around but as soon as you come he's all suave and still annoying." She laughs.
"That I can vouch for." You laugh.
"I dare you to--"
"No."
"You don't know what I was gonna say."
"I don't need to." You laugh.
She throws a pillow at you. "I was gonna dare you to kiss him."
"Good Lord, Lily."
"Five galleons he won't know what to do." She grins.
"Five galleons he'll be endeavoring to suck my face off."
"You haven't seen him tripping over his tongue at your approach."
"Have you not seen him snogging in the halls?"
"Go kiss him and we'll see. I'll get my camera." She smirks.
"God, no. Don't photograph it."
She shrugs and laughs. "Go on. Let's settle this."
You go to find Sirius. He's standing with James, Remus and Peter.
"Hey, babe. Miss me already?" He asks you with a wink.
"Merlin, Padfoot. Leave her alone." Remus rolls his eyes.
You shock them all when you walk up to Sirius, push yourself onto your tiptoes and kiss him.
You pull back when he doesn't reciprocate.
He's staring at you with wide eyes and starts opening and closing his mouth with choked, unintelligible sounds coming out.
James claps his shoulder with a laugh. "Nice try, mate. Real smooth. You handled that well."
Lily hands you a polaroid of you kissing Sirius, him with a wide-eyed, terrified look on his face.
"W-What was that for, Y/L/N?" Sirius asks, his voice raspy.
"Well, I just got five galleons richer." You smile sweetly.
James whispers something in his ear.
"What? No." Sirius shakes his head.
Lily whispers.
Sirius looks at you appraisingly.
"What?" You ask.
"Trying to calculate if you could judo flip me or not."
"Probably not." James says.
"Wanna bet?" You narrow your eyes.
"Yeah."
That hadn't been a legitimate offer. You couldn't judo flip him if you wanted to.
"What?" You say.
He steps forward and kisses you hard, pushing you up against the wall. Your eyes shoot open wide.
"Oh, shit." Remus says.
"How about that?" He whispers in your ear before stepping away.
"I feel defiled." James says.
Sirius turns to Lily. "You ratted me out, Red."
She hands him a polaroid of him kissing you, and this time, you're the one with the wide-eyed, terrified expression.
"Hey, Prongs?" Sirius smirks.
"Sirius Black." Lily snaps.
"What?" James looks back and forth between them.
"Evans here has a little crush on a certain boy." Sirius says.
"Thanks for that, Black. That made my day." James says sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
"It's you, you idiot." Lily rolls her eyes.
It's James' turn to stammer.
Sirius whispers something to Lily. She puts her camera down and walks up to James.
"Uh. I... Uh...." James stammers.
You pick up the camera and take a picture as she presses her lips to his, and his eyes shoot open.
"Look, Padfoot. Prongs reacted better than you." Peter laughs.
You hand Lily a polaroid.

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A/N
Hey, y'all. Sorry for disappearing (again), I've been super busy. I'm sincerely considering dropping out of school and joining the circus or something if y'all wanna join. 👌 Anyways, enjoy this oneshot I wrote several months ago, back when I had time to do necessary things like sleep and eat haha
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