I'm sorry, it's so late... But anyway, Here is the ask and dare.
To Netherlands, Ireland and UK: do you know Australia's mother, if so why not tell Aussie about his real family?
UK: I wouldn't be surprised if his mother was some ugly lady called Polly. Who knows, he's probably an orphan.
Australia: What? No, I have Dad! And he sure as hell isn't you!
Ireland: He could be...
Ireland: On another note, *Whispers to readers* Neth and I were there for Australia's birth and we both know his real mother.
Netherlands: Yeah, after he was born, it got complicated because his mother couldn't take care of him.
France: Why are you looking at me? Did someone ask me a question?
Netherlands: Uh, they asked how old you are...
France: That's a stupid question and really rude. I'm not old, I'm beautiful.
Australia: Nah, you're really ugly.
France: Oh you little-!
Ireland: I was going to tell him while he was under my care, but then someone came around and took him from me and now Australia hates his 'new parents'
Netherlands: We are far better parents
UK: *Zones back in* Not true! You are an alcoholic and you smoke all the time!
Ireland: *cough* Hypocrite *cough*
Netherlands: You used to smoke in highschool, stop pretending your on a pedestal
Australia: That doesn't make you that great. Kiwi told me that you hurt him.
Netherlands: Don't believe everything your brother says
Also to the author: Congratulations on hitting 60k! I have read this book before but I lost my old account and I haven't been able to read brotherhood for 2 years but I found this year and you have inspired me a lot! So thank you for writing such amazing books!
Author: Thank you so much! It's honestly these kinds of comments that make me really happy and encourage me to keep writing. I honestly didn't think I could inspire anyone with my writing alone, but it's people like you that make my day better. Thanks
To everyone: What is your perfect life?
UK: The entire world in my hands!
France: Get in line.
Soviet: Yeah. We all want total control, but unlike you stupid capitalists, I would make it a utopia where the currency is service and not western dollar.
Belarus: And I'm gonna be the left hand man!
Russia: But you aren't a man. You're a girl. And why only left-hand?
Belarus: Because you are Papa's favourite. You would take his right hand.
Soviet: I'm not holding stupid hands.
Kazakhstan: Being recognized.
Ukraine: My perfect life would be away from my family. It's overbearing and the only use me.
Canada: Same as Ukraine... But I want to be... with him. Huh. I mean! Not in a 'I love you way'! Just... as friends. You know.
America: I own all the oil and I have the strongest military! Oooh! And I want all past commies to be my slaves!
Russia: Not going to happen piggy.
America: I'm not a pig!
Australia: I would like to live alone. All by myself. But, Kiwi can visit.
New Zealand: I... I don't know. I don't want to be alone, but I can't live with Aussie if he wants me only to visit. I guess I want my own parents. My real parents. Oh! And I want Maori and Fiji back.
Germany: I want a lot of cars!
Denmark: Why stop at cars? I want ships and a castle! No... two castles!!
America: Can I have a car?
UK: No one is giving you cars.
Germany: I'll make my own.
Fiji: I want to be a sailor! No, a pirate!
Maori: You mean, like UK?
Malaysia: You're already halfway there patchy.
Fiji: Stop it. I'm not going to kidnap, just steal people's gold!
Malaysia: All I want is not to be bothered. And maybe a lifetime supply of Milo.
Maori: I want Roa back. I want to go back to the days when we were together, surviving and looking after each other. I miss fishing with him.
To Kiwi and UK: Kiwi, I dare you to teach UK Maori
UK: I'm not doing this.
New Zealand: It was a dare.
UK: My language is fine enough.
New Zealand: I'll behave for a week if you do this for me.
UK: Fine.
New Zealand: Okay, so... what do you want to say?
UK: Uh... How about... I hate you.
New Zealand: E kino ana ahau ki a koe
UK: That's a little long.
New Zealand: I know, how about... He upoko poauau toku... just sound it out.
UK: He... upo-poko po-au-au toku... He upok- upoko toku.
New Zealand: Perfect.
Maori: Why would you do that?
New Zealand: Do what?
Maori: 'I have a stupid head'? Really?
New Zealand: I could have told him something worse.
Maori: Trust me, I'm just as tempted.
UK: What are you two saying?
New Zealand: Kahore! I mean, nothing. How about saying this... e kino ana te katoa ki ahau. A kahore oku roro. (Everyone hates me. And I don't have a brain)
Maori: Roa! Stop!
New Zealand: Whaaat...? Let me have this.
Maori: You're not creative at all. How about, He tangata wahangu ahau kaore e aro ki te maha o nga kohuru kua mahia e au. (I'm a dumb person who doesn't care how many murders I've committed)
New Zealand: Now you're getting too real.
UK: This is why I keep you two apart. I don't like you two talking.
Welp, that was it. There were too many, but thanks for waiting! Next chapter is coming soon! Love you all!
YOU ARE READING
Brotherhood (New Zealand Countryhumans)
FanfictionWarning! This story will most likely make you cry for a snake, absolutely hate UK and support New Zealand's actual family in committing crimes... Join the cult! After being traded away by Netherlands, New Zealand has been forced to move in with a ne...
