Oh. My. Goose.
Thank you all so much for this! This makes me really happy! What the heck happened while I was away?! Oh well, I had better get to the ask them anything!
To the brothers: What do you think UK is going to do when he gets back?
New Zealand: He seemed calmer, maybe he forgives me.
Australia: We are so dead.
Canada: New Zealand got into Dad's wine, last time that happened it didn't end so well. He is only calm because he had to go to work. He will be back to normal later.
America: Dad will take it out on all of us when he gets back.
New Zealand: What? *Scared kiwi sounds*
To all: Is water wet? What shape is the sky?
UK: Oh no.
Everyone else: *Distant arguing slowly growing louder*
America: WATER IS NOT WET! IT MAKES THINGS WET!
Russia: TO MAKE THINGS WET, IT HAS TO BE WET FIRST!
France: THE SKY IS SHAPED LIKE A CIRCLE!
Australia: THE SKY DOESN'T HAVE A SHAPE YA DINGUS!
Netherlands: THE SKY IS A SPHERE SURROUNDING THE EARTH!
Canada: Hey Zea, watch this.
New Zealand: Huh?
Canada: THE SKY DOESN'T EXIST!
Everyone else: *Unholy screeching intensifies*
To the brothers: What do you do for Christmas? Like any traditions?
America: Canada and I like to pick the tree together and pick out ugly Christmas sweaters for each other.
Canada: We like to make snowmen and hot chocolate. I'm usually the one decorating the house while Ame tells me where to put the lights.
Australia: I like to spend my time at the beach working the barbeque while trying to beat the heat of summer. I also enjoy a nice Australian pavlova.
New Zealand: Hey! The pavlova is my thing! It is a tasty Christmas kiwi dessert! Other than that, for Christmas, I spend time in the kitchen helping France prepare Christmas dinner.
Australia: I invented the pavlova! If you say one more thing about the Australian pavlova being invented by you, I will lock you in the cupboard!
New Zealand: I invented the pavlova.
To Britan: How do you know little Aussie? Here have a snickers.
UK: I'm not sure if you are talking about Australia or New Zealand, but they are both my sons.
Australia: You kidnapped me!
UK: Pay no mind to Australia. He is a little aggressive.
Australia: *Angry Australia noises*
UK: And what is the snickers for?
France: You aren't you when you're hungry!
UK: *Eats the snickers*
France: Better?
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Brotherhood (New Zealand Countryhumans)
FanfictionWarning! This story will most likely make you cry for a snake, absolutely hate UK and support New Zealand's actual family in committing crimes... Join the cult! After being traded away by Netherlands, New Zealand has been forced to move in with a ne...
